"Well... look at that my cock seems to have 'accidently' slipped out."

While taking a quick time out from his heavy pre election campaign NSW opposition leader Peter Debnam has taken the opportunity for a quick swim at the beach. Strutting in his speedos Mr Debnam asked reporters, "don't you just love my cock?" He then turned to a group of teenagers and asked if they would like a cock like his when they grew up.

Mr Debnam then continued, "I mean look at its outline in my black speedos. All nicely packed between my two just as nice looking balls. In fact I’d say I have the best looking cock and balls in parliament."

"I believe if enough people get a look at my stout, axe handle-like cock I have a better than even chance of winning the next election. The ladies will have a hard time voting against such a fine looking cock."

"Imagine if it was to fall out of my speedos right here right now, how many people would be jealous of its boldness and lustre. It gets special attention I hand wash it each day and it has its own chamois for drying. It's the Mercedes of cocks really."

NSW Premier Morris Iemma has expressed disgust and slight jealousy at Mr Debnams flagrant flaunting of his cock in public, “Mr Debnam may well have a nice cock, which in fact he does, it still does not give him the right to strut Sydney's beaches in his wet, taunt, genitalic cupping speedos asking random members of the general public if they like his cock."