After being questioned upon arrival at customs about suspicious substances, Sylvester Stallone decided to lay low for the duration of his stay in Australia. His idea of laying low consisted of throwing items out of his hotel window attracting even more suspicion and another customs visit. Being avid lurkers near hotel room windows, and therefore there on the night in question, we can bring you the Top Nine other things thrown out of Sly Stallone’s hotel room window…?
9) Angela Bishop, then Richard Wilkins, then Angela Bishop again. She is persistent
8) A spent condom worn by Bridgitte Neilson
7) A script for Rocky VII that sees him fighting Apollo Creed to jump the queue to see a hip replacement specialist
6) Hundreds of copies of the one favourable review that said Rocky VI was “no worse than the last 5”
5) A substance that is natural that he has used for years: speech therapy books
4) A scrawny 50lb bellhop, just for being a puny wimp
3) Jackie Stallone's predictions that Cancer's may receive an unexpected raid by Australian customs officers on or around 11:30pm on the 19th
2) A tattered copy of Growing an Oily, Ratty Mullet For Dummies
1) His dignity